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The OZBETS form book was turned upside down in Matchday 5 of the Haven Homes Winter league at Rowany Golf Club on Saturday. Game of the day showcased Pete Holt and Dickie Corrin taking on Marc Morley and Darryl O’Hare. It started well for Darryl and his new Taylor Made M2 set of woods freshly unwrapped in the bag. Driving the first green and a ‘shoe in’ birdie set the lads up for a fiery start. Darryl is a talented, low handicap ‘prodigy’ player with style and this ability pleasantly contrasts that of his partner. Good interplay had the pair ahead early doors until ‘Amen Corner’ when Corrin and Holt embarked on a festival of putting. A series of long, snaking slots bit their opponents where it hurt. The burly pair took control and the game was over on the 16th green. Holty was overjoyed to return to the clubhouse earlier than usual and was quickly busy in the kitchen helping Maria prepare delicious gourmet Chateaubriand steaks for the inbound golfers.
‘Well done on a rare win’
Allan Tasker and Dave Corrin eased another 3 points and move up the table following a comfortable win against Brian Hewett and Neil Gray. The 4+3 score was met with little resistance and gave the victors time to discuss the merits of wearing matching cardigans, slippers and pipe smoking whilst on the course.
Dark clouds followed Mark Walton and Paul Thomas for yet another week. There is very little harmony in this pairing. Wardrobe malfunctions galore, club tossing and Thomas’ trolley running out of energy to name a few bad happenings. Power and Neale received a gift wrapped 3 points. Walton hit one bum note after another and nobody was sure if Thomas was even present in the game. Neale’s crucial big putt for half on 9 sealed the deal. Ecstatic Power was the sole player sat with a 2 on the card in a roll over week. With £40 almost in the hand, the smug grin was shattered as news filtered from the course that Coz had scored an unlikely eagle 2 on 17. The ungainly duo of Orry Teare and Coz had surrendered another 3 points to Wilf Lowey and Peter Addison in a match of one sided skill as the result finished 5+4. Coz recovered from defeat quickly as his immense stroke of luck on 17 cut Power’s winnings by half. How pleasing.
So happy sharing the winnings with Coz
John Cairney and Steve Gandy got themselves back in the groove with a 3 pointer against Kevin/Stacey who are now locked in the relegation zone for Christmas time. The game was terminated with 4 holes to play and it seems that O’Loughlin’s practice regime being trimmed to a measly 15 hours per week is taxing his form.
Christmas came early for this pair
Having two Island Champions battle it out is a testimony to the Rowany heritage and a match between Mike Rae and Tom Gandy provided to be an exhibition of pure ball striking. The supporting roles from Orry Glover and Jack Gilbert provided little interest and the star of the day was Tom. A collection of birdies including a brave drive into the 14th green was too much for Rae and Glover and it was game over on 17. Pro golfer and England player Tom disclosed that he’s in Portugal this week on a male modelling assignment for golf wear. Excellent work if you can get it Tom!
Look out this weeks for OZBETS big game forecast! Super Saturday approaches with the top teams all teeing it up against each other! PLUS news of an exciting sponsorship for January’s league games
An Eventbrite invitation landed the other day to attend an event at the Tynwald building in Douglas. I like these invites that tie in with your phone calendar designing your day. It’s so difficult to forget stuff now.
The remit wasn’t wholly clear as the invite classed it as a ‘workshop’. It was interesting and fun to see a collection of tourism partners and representatives from the newly formed Department of Enterprise. Having time to connect with the officials is valued as it gives time to share a few ideas and updates. Generally, there is little opportunity to link up during the year and share the good work that has been going on. Meeting Richard Slee for the first time helped – he’s one of these Island characters who has a profile that pops up intermittently in the right places.
Chatting with other tourism partners before the main event is always valued. It reminds you of what we have on the Island and who is doing something new and you rarely hear any doom and gloom. Maybe that is indicative of the type of folk the industry attracts. You may only see these people one or two times per year and a business opportunity can open up very quickly with a timely natter over a coffee.
Rob Callister MHK welcomed the group with an energy filled address and set out some of the details relating to recent changes in governance. Rob is always good to hear and from my previous life in local politics, I know that his sentiments are laid on righteous foundations. The seminar was opened by Mark Lewin who is the Chief Executive for the Department. I understand he has a background relating to hotel business and it does give a head start. (The warm and relaxed attitude when speaking helped the audience to ease into the afternoon.) The message appeared to be that the Manx tourism mantra needs a rewrite and the tourism operators/partners and service providers have to be part of it. Mr Lewin and his colleague Carl presented a positive view of tourism that our inbound numbers are rising. Factors such as the currency value of the pound, security issues and better marketing has all contributed to the rise. A key target area for visitors is the retired market in the North West of England. That kind of ‘grey market’ is a little worrying when thinking about opportunities in 5 or 10 years time. I’d want to be gearing our visitor economy for younger people now – make the place exciting.
The group sat through an obligatory Powerpoint display and some graphics pointed to the new department structure and other bits and bobs. (I found myself drawn to some of the swish icon graphics on a pie chart.) The group was then split into 3 and sat around separate tables to map out ideas for the future. At this point you wonder about who is actually at the seminar and my group had a hotel group director, travel group owner, Wildlife Park manager and some self catering accommodation providers. It was totally random selection but I felt that the cohort had a good mix. Sitting with Brian Kelly and Brett Martin is always interesting for pointers about the business climate around the tourism sector. (Ironically, Thomas Cook featured on the radio news minutes before I arrived – slashing 50 UK stores and sending the message that online booking is the direction of travel.)
Expanding the season into the winter months was a topic and an obvious challenge with our weather. Creation of new events are a good option here and my personal experience of handling 100’s of visitors this year for non golf tours tells me that food and drink/agr tours are promising. Spice them up with some spontaneity, quirky pit stops and fun places to see and it wins. Trudging around a tired and grey heritage exhibit doesn’t do it for me.
We had the opportunity to chip in a few ideas and here are some suggestions I threw in. (It was one of those sessions where there was 10 minutes per theme and our department host posted the ideas on flip boards)
All in all, the vibe was good and hopefully, it will be maintained. There was no sign of the key transport providers and as elephants sit in any room, it’s a big one. The cost of travel and logistic issues are the major component part of the visitor economy. You just hope that this is being addressed behind the scenes.
Looking forward to the outcomes of the afternoon. There were copious amounts of energy and ideas on tap which is always refreshing.
OZBETS have been studying the form and predicts a few upsets this week ahead. Tyson Trev and Geordie have a week off to rub their lucky charms. This allows the rest of the field to catch up.
Game of the day has to be Marc Morley and Donald O’Hare versus the troubled duo of Holt and Corrin. Rumour has it, Corrin is looking at the January transfer window to replace the worn out Holt. OZBETS forecast a whopping win for Morley and O’Hare who are likely to be four or five up at the turn.
To be polite as possible, the match between John Cairney/Steve Gandy and Kevin/Stacey is about as glamorous as owning a signed portrait of Lily Savage. The four components of this game have the ability to create a complete golf swing horror feature. The forecast suggests a very scrappy unattractive hackfest with Kevin/Stacey edging it with a margin of fewer errors.
A slightly narcissistic encounter is on the fixture list between Mark Walton/Paul Thomas v Toby and Ged. The battle for full spotlight rights and centre stage will be keenly fought. The smart money is on Toby making the difference, though Walton’s ‘X’ Factor may shine.
Hewett and Gray team will be chasing more points against the sedated outfit of Tasker and Corrin. It looks like the game has half written all over it but take away the ‘pipe and slippers’ approach and it reveals that Tasker and Corrin actually have some golfing ability. This will be the deciding factor and OZBETS predicts a win for them.
The game that has the hallmarks of a gruesome battle has to be that of Coz/Teare against Addy and Wilf Lowey. All four players resemble characters from Lord of the Rings and once the mighty ‘Gandalf of the Greens’ starts wielding the magic putter, Addy will dispatch the Orcs with ease.
The Newt and Mr Ozbets are forecast for a straight win against Tom and Jack. Being ‘new to golf’ and blessed with a very generous allowance, Gandy will need to be 10 under par gross to have a sniff at a draw.
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Some big games and big scores settled as the teams are now posturing for position. Stretching their lead at the top of the table, Tyson Trev and Geordie Paul won a match closed out early on 15 leaving Coz and Orry in tears and pushed towards the garbage at the foot of the league. The craggy Manxmen were cornered by Trev’s doggish game that is always under the control of his Geordie master.
Orry Glover and Andy Cain timetabled a game to take easy points from John Cairney and Ian Howarth. The former Island Golf Champion (Cain – obviously) ticked over on low revs as his opponents produced a series of misfires and mishits and lost with a rather flattering score of 2 down. Members are overjoyed at seeing Orry ‘new to golf’ Glover playing so well.
Peter Addison and Wilf Lowey playing Tom Gandy and Gary Gilbert was an attractive contest on the card and didn’t fail to disappoint. Addy continues to challenge Father Time and matched many shots from the frustrated Gandy. Assisted by a very welcomed Gary Gilbert who was a made a living from golf in a former life, the pair just couldn’t break their opponents down and the match was halved.
The 2018 Vice-Captain (Mark Walton) and Paul Thomas had a brighter outlook this week and claimed valuable points against Neil Gray and John Taylor with a comfortable 3+1 win. Having around 50 shot handicap between them, a win seemed inevitable. Reports state that Taylor’s attire was a distraction. Wearing the 50 pocket ‘Artful Dodger’ coat, Taylor had to declare a ball lost on three occasions between holes as he’d forgotten which pocket he’d used following his many pick ups.
Rowany Golf Club experienced unusual happenings in the space time continuum on Saturday afternoon. The game involving Tasker and Stacey against Holt and Corrin was generally played in a weird slow motion. The game took at least 5 hours. Obviously, Holt’s concentration was in tatters as his urgency to get in and help Maria in the bar got the better of him. The game was halved on the final hole with a very cool Stacey slotting a 15 footer.
The time phenomenon played part in another evenly matched game. Internet sensation Marc Morley and his partner, Denzil O’Hare were in a fiery head to head with Ged Power and Toby Neale. The game was poised on the 12th hole for a win from Morley to make the match even. O’Hare and Neale had deposited balls up in the gorse to the left of the green, surely lost. Power was too busy asking himself if he had a matching outfit and forgot how to chip the ball. Incredibly, Neale appeared from the thick gorse like the tailor from ‘Mr Benn’ and produced a miraculous up and downer after an estimated 4 minutes and 59 seconds of searching for the ball. Eyebrows and murmurings were delivered and Morley was ‘fed’ up. His fight was over on 17 and points were lost.
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The Perfect Murder
Matchday 3 of the Haven Homes Winter League presented a scene from a high-quality drama. Rowany set a glorious stage show with a cast making memorable performances. By sheer coincidence, local theatre company Rushen Players are presenting ‘The Perfect Murder’ at the Erin Arts Centre this weekend and tickets are £10. Amazing value for a classic play with adult themes.
Back to the golf, and following a what could only be described as an ‘unfortunate accident’ last week, the Addy and Wilf pair took on a ‘Burke and Hare’ approach with killer overtones. As John Cairney idled towards the first tee to meet Steve Gandy, little did he know the carnage to follow. A murderous Addy ambushed the docile couple with birdie blows on 1,2 and 3. The victims were left stunned and staggering along the fairways and greens in a battered haze. Henchman Wilf stepped in with lethal body punches and the life of the game was extinguished on the 13th.
The feature match of the day showcased Island Champ and pro golfer Tom Gandy with Jack Gilbert playing against Tyson Trev and Geordie Paul. The game matched the hype and culminated in a final hole thriller. Nottingham’s ‘Robbing Hood’ stole a half with an ungainly shot on 18. Little merit was deserved as the flagstick got in the way of an errant, clumsy ball.
Dark clouds are hanging over Mark Walton and Paul Thomas. Languishing in the relegation zone, a 3 pointer was essential. Dave Corrin and the plucky Alan Tasker had other ideas. Thomas was seen brooding and seething as Tasker’s golf ball was on remote control with a series of lucky bounces all day long. Chipping in on 12 and a tricky 5 footer on 18 claimed half a point. Sources say that Thomas is occupied in the belief that his Saturday game is cursed.
Shock of the day was provided by Neil Gray and Ian Howarth. Taking on favourites Marc Morley and Derek O’Hare, the game was tied up on the 17th. The shots tariff was too much as Mr Gray bonded with his partner and whipped up an exciting win.
Spanked by Mr Gray
Toby Neale partnered with Neal Young against Kevin O’Loughlin and David Stacey in a game of two halves. The latter were 3 down at the turn and forced a fight back to all square on 17. Tee shots proved crucial and Stacey/O’Loughlin made it over the finish line on the last hole 2 up. Great to see Neal Young making his Haven Winter League debut.
Kevin/Stacey on 17
Everybody is delighted to see Orry Glover on the Rowany fairways this year. Being ‘new to golf’ and enjoying an eyebrow raising handicap, the OZBETS maestro played most of the round under par. Under the supervision of our Haven sponsor, the duo dealt what only could be described as a ‘lesson in golf’. Peter Holt and Dickie Corrin were sat down on the first hole and schooled into an A* diploma in losing. Following the handshake on the 14th green, Holt was witnessed nursing tearful eyes and mumbling to his depressed co loser complaints about shot allowances.
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